Fauxboy

A boy who would be a fuckboy IF he wasn’t raised super well. Has too strong of a relationship with his mom to be anything but sweet and polite to girls.

“Chris just goes from girl to girl”
“Dang, what’s his body count?”
“Zero, he’s just a fauxboy”

by Kkieera July 17, 2021

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faux queued

faux queued adj. phrase; state or condition of being trapped in a
stalled checkout line, esp. one that was initially the shortest and
therefore ostensibly the fastest, but which was plagued thereafter by
unforeseen price checks, old ladies rummaging through purses for exact
change, people redeeming coupons, etc. Makes you want to shout "Faux queue!"

I was faux queued up the ass by a little old lady who had politely asked "Would you mind if I went ahead of you young man? I've only got a couple of items?"; neither of them had price tags, so we had to wait for a price check. Then she tried to use expired coupons, and wouldn't take "no" for an answer, so we had to wait for a store manager to make an exception for her. That settled, she proceeded to rummage in her purse and count out out nickels, dimes, and pennies....

by Karl Pfeifer December 9, 2005

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faux bisexual

Up until reading this urban-dictionary entry, I had no idea anybody other than myself uses the phrase "faux bisexual". I find the term a perfect fit for the demographic it describes.

FAUX BISEXUALS:
A faux bisexual is a naive, conforming
girl who pretends to be bisexual because being a bisexual girl is currently considered "cool" in pop culture. It is a trend. Some people refer to faux bisexuals as "trendy bisexuals". The secondary motive for girls pretending to be bisexual is that they believe, due to pop culture, that many or most guys enjoy and are turned on by watching girls engage in bisexual activity.

Many faux bisexuals are so deep into pretending to be bisexual that they actually believe they are, even though they are not.

SEXUALITY:
It seems many people, regardless of their sexual orientation, have a difficult time with the definitions of "bisexual", "homosexual", and "heterosexual".

bisexual: a person who is bisexual is sexually and physically attracted to members of both sexes equally.

homosexual: a person who is attracted to members of their own sex.

heterosexual: a person who is attracted to members of the opposite sex.

example: a girl kissing or even "eating out" another girl DOES NOT make her bisexual. a person's sexuality is all about which gender of person--guys or girls--he or she is attracted to sexually and physically.

KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY:
Refer to the above definitions. It is all about who you are sexually and physically attracted to.

There are plenty of examples around. If you are a young person and don't notice faux bisexuals, you need to open your eyes and observe the world around you.

by Caite_Bug January 15, 2005

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Faux Feminist

A faux feminist is just that, a fake feminist. This can be for various reasons, such as a person claiming to be a feminist to 'fit in' with a group of people, or a person who uses feminism to bash and belittle non-feminists (usually men). They generally only use feminism to hurt or attack others.

Jennifer: All men are rapists and killers!!

Sam: Well, not all men ar-

Jennifer: "Not all men", *laughs* Please cry more.

Sam: Well some feminists are problematic as wel-

Jennifer: Whoa, don't group all feminists together, that's stereotyping!!

Sam: *under breath* God, what a faux feminist.

by Leo_Ascendent May 20, 2015

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faux-hemian

One who imitates the look of bohemians, but is just a poser. A faux-hemian pretends that they just "throw" their messy outfits together, when really it took them four hours at Urban Outfitters.

"Ugh, did you see how hard X is trying to be boho?! She thinks she looks like Mary Kate... but I know she gets up at 5:00 to be ready for school at 7:00. What a faux-hemian!"

by a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie February 11, 2006

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