The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.

The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.

by Fasters December 10, 2022

feasor

A hip way to describe a tortfeasor, or a wrongdoer in tort law.

Did you see old lady Palsgraf get hit with that scale when that 'feasor tried to bring fireworks on a train?

My barn burned down because that 'feasor built his hayrick in a manner susceptible to spontaneous combustion.

by j_van December 8, 2010

Feast or Famine

1. Too much or not enough of something as opposed to a steady, moderate amount. Such as work, food, or income.

2. To have a highly polarized, inconsistent flow of a particular resource or commodity.

My hours at work been inconsistent. It's been feast or famine.

by NihilistDom July 10, 2009

feastivities

Holidays which center around lots of eating as part of the celebration. (Plural of feastivity.)

Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two most-popular feastivities.

by itfitz March 29, 2009

femasculine

feminine and masculine at the same time

that guy was so femasculine. i couldn't tell if he was straight or not.

by mummy_of_4 August 26, 2009

feras wesam

a son of a bitch who makes you feel usless and a fuck

feras wesam is a fat ass who lives in the uae

by KappaSolit February 20, 2019

Beast Feast

An unproportionate amount of food for a small amount of people

A feast for beastly hungry people

Bro 1: Dude, I'm hella tired today I don't want to do anything

Bro 2: Ya dude let's just hang around and have a beast feast

Girl 1: Let's just have a beast feast today

Girl 2: I'll bring the Oreos, Ben & Jerry's, pizza, steak, Coke, chips, muffins, wings, lemon bars, Fruit by the Foots, Twix, Reeses, Snickers, burgers, fries, milkshakes, quesadillas, and mac and cheese

by KawaSawa March 14, 2012