Fifty-two Fakeout

To deliberately mislead or misdirect. To cause someone to think or act a certain way based on incorrect information or actions.
(also known as "throwing a 52")

The background of this expression is unknown.

That cell phone rate was a fifty-two fakeout. The actual charges came on the bill.
or
Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.

by Greg J. July 20, 2004

fapobyte

The unit of measurement for porn storage.

Tom, "Hey Phil, How many fapobytes of albino midget porn do you have on your hard drive?" Phil, "I think I'm up to about 30 fapobytes Tom."

by lostnthenet July 7, 2010

Fapologize

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.

I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.

by I eat mop who November 17, 2011

fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.

- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.

by kwikscoper July 4, 2016

Fifty Yard Fakeout

When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.

"Damn that girl over there is hot!"

*Walks over to see her up close*

"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"

by You're Blind April 4, 2009

faper

The piece of paper or tissue used to wipe semen off after masturbation.

Mom: Sam, your desk is covered with fapers again !

by KJ² - 1 November 3, 2008

Philadelphia Fakeout

A sexual act where the man is having sex with a woman from behind, pretends to ejaculate inside of her and when she turns around he ejaculates on her face.

How Larry, that was some Philadelphia Fakeout.
Yeah, I know, I really nailed that slut.

by benatlastexit November 30, 2003