fapobyte

The unit of measurement for porn storage.

Tom, "Hey Phil, How many fapobytes of albino midget porn do you have on your hard drive?" Phil, "I think I'm up to about 30 fapobytes Tom."

by lostnthenet July 7, 2010

fagobyte

A gay computer nerd or a straight nerd who is unable to get laid from a hot nerdy girl after failing to follow the simple instructions his nerd sensei gave him.

Dan you fagobyte! ASK HER OUT!

by Sensei §yron March 2, 2004

fapabytes

A unit of data measurement for the amount of porn on may have on their computer system

Mike Kingscott holds the world record for the most fapabytes of Hungariandonkey porn

by Maplesoup March 28, 2016