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faceneck

n. an understood confusion related to the congealing of two or more distinct entities that are otherwise independent of each other.
It was faceneck, pure and simple, that led to his decision to sell the lame horse.

The two doctors stared at each other, both realizing the faceneck of the situation as they scalpelled open the patient to find nothing but used diapers and charred bear remains.
by Dr. Steven K. Hoffman, Esq. January 5, 2009
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fance

The noun form of "fancy."
"Did you check out the new boutique on Damen?"
"Yeah, there was a lot of fance in there, but it was hella spensy."
by ActuallyHolly December 13, 2008
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Fanmen

What happens to fanboys when they get old. Once they were teenagers sat in their bed rooms pouring over comic books and video games. The next thing they know they're middle aged bearded men who still get jump up and down excited about stuff.
Child1- Did you see the avengers movie?

Child2- Yeah it was awesome!

Child1- I know right but I think my Dad was into it more than me... he bought a shield.

Child2- I know what you mean, my Dad's seen it seventeen times now, he's not been to work in a week.

Child1- Our dads are such fanmen
by Spethlington April 4, 2013
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Facenookie

In a lazy world the common practice of facenookying is increasing. It is the act of using facebook to get girls. Being lazy and just using facebook to get nookie.
Andy: You gonna meet up with that chick you met on the interwebs?

Jude: You serious? I'm not that bothered. Dude, it's called getting some facenookie.
by KentuckyFriedDragon July 9, 2009
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facenazi

a troll or regular commenter on facebook public pages who makes ethnically or culturally insensitive, bigoted, prejudicial, or downright racist comments without fear of ever being blocked by facebook's esoteric community standards policy, no matter how unabashedly racist the comment might be

face-ist bigot trollist neo-Nazi friend-requested Hitler Klanbooker
"Did I just read that comment correctly from this facenazi?"
"What'd she say?"
"That black people don't wash themselves."
"Block her or report her to facebook."
"I reported her, but they say she hasn't violated any community standards and won't remove the comment."
"Welcome to free speech, I guess. All I can say is, you should comment that her vagina smells like her father's penis."
"I did. And facebook removed my comment."
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 27, 2014
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Basic Faceness

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.
He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.
by ElHambo November 7, 2019
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FaceNoters

A group of people who don't feel like contributing to their own lives and sit at their computers on Facebook all day. Even when they do have something important to do in societies eyes.

The name comes from the application on Facebook called, "Notes" which is provided free with any registration. Instead of putting the application to good use, like writing stories or taking notes, the application is constantly abused and misused by this group of people who use the application for stupid quiz's or surveys.

These quiz's and surveys often explore very personal issues and topics of a persons life. The annoying thing about these quiz's and surveys is that most often, people don't take them that seriously either and try to make "That's what she said" jokes or original jokes off the surveys questions or just don't answer the question.

The largest annoyance however, is the effort this group of people dedicates to wasting time. It's ironic. These people spend up to 20mins making these quiz's and surveys and then spend at the most, 1 min and a half answering them, with half ass answers and lame jokes.

Truly astounding.
Tim: I was Tagged 6 times on Facebook, by 6 different people who all did the SAME STUPID FUCKING QUIZ!!!!

Jess: At least you got different answers for the same questions. Isn't it fun to read everyone's different and personally revealing answers?

Tim: It WOULD be fun if they Answered the FUCKING QUESTIONS!!! These "FaceNoters" need to get a life!!!
by RuberDuckyMAN69 January 18, 2009
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