Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)

Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005

fakengay

An evolution of the term fake and gay. Originally used to describe Internet videos that were both fake and gay, fakengay usage has transcended to other areas.

Yesterday I got suspended from school. The whole situation is fakengay.

by Dave E King July 1, 2008

fartenpupen

Verb - the act of farting and pooping when your in the bathroom.

Mexican food will make you fartenpupen.

by DP4life February 24, 2009

fartens

Fartens is always plural noun. It describes those tiny, delicate farts that are rarely heard or smelled by others, but which make you smile.

Today, I experienced fartens in the elevator and was so glad I was alone.

I smiled as my fartens were expelled as I sang in the choir.

by Trixie295 December 9, 2013

Faltento

A noun describing an event where clouds are in a formation as to resemble a tornado.

Guy: Look! It’s a tornado!
Guy 2: No way, it’s just another faltento.

by ChillJammyTheEpic April 18, 2019

fakeniwesque

The feeling that can't be labelled, usually associated with those who are both gender and sexuality confused, or those who just prefer not to be labelled.

Honestly, I feel like I'm fakeniwesque at the moment.

by SquarePringlesTin February 1, 2021

faten

most beautiful girl ever, loyal ,nice, good in bed, fun , smart, adventurous, has a dumb bsf aka zaina

boy1-damnn faten looking good

boy2-ya i heard shes smart too

by holababoblapmaoopingpong March 14, 2021