Faceboard

The act of slamming your face into the keyboard, typically done when frustrated.

"Urlo tsk rrof an @"
"Jim got so mad at Dota 2, that he faceboarded."

by Swegggggggggggggggggg December 12, 2017

faceparty

A British social networking/dating website. Theres a few alright people but there are alot of pervs who message you asking if you got "cam" and slappers who have pictures of themselves standing in front of a mirror half naked taken with their mobile or just of ramdom body parts. There are also alot of bots trying to get desparate men to text to a preuium rate number to recieve a dirty vid.

Euh I saw her on Faceparty last night, posing in her undies :x

by Gemma1985 October 8, 2007

FACEPLANT

During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.

"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"

by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005

faceplate

The front part of portable eletronics like cell phones and portable video games.

I'll buy a new faceplate for my PSP.

by Markirus October 20, 2009

FaceParty

FaceParty, what I think comes from the definition, sit on my face and party, is a website dedicated to the communication of young and old alike.
What people decide to communicate is up to themself, hence the abdication of any form of intelligent life or originality. Once you create a profile on faceparty users can specify certain characteristics about themself and most importantly upload a picture (meant to be their face, but some morons do not understand this concept).
If you truely decide you want to embrace the culture of faceparty I'm affraid you either have to be a randy teenager , council dirty, or simply rather dull. Excluding myself of course, who likes to facilitate in mocking those below myself, more of a God like characteristic.

I would list some examples of faceparty profiles that fit the bill but if you just use the browse facility on the site you would be able to see the overwhelming arrangement of monkey spankers for yourself!

by Erebos May 8, 2006

faceplate

in the world of music royalties, means facilitate.

"Let me know what I can do to help faceplate the audit..."

by babyboomusica January 1, 2008

Faceplant

1. Being so tired that you are about to pass out from exhaustion. (Insinuates that you will fall asleep instantly upon your head touching the pillow)
2. Tripping and landing on your face.

Addicted WoW Player: "I faceplanted after that raid ended at 4am."

by F. Sancho August 11, 2009