Rick Disneck

Rick Disneck is a fictional gymnast featured on a very well-known Australian comedy album from the 1980s.

The album, Wired World of Sports by the Twelfth Man (Billy Birmingham), is a parody of Channel Nine's Wide World of Sports, a Sunday sports wrap-up program that ran for many years. The album satirises the presenters and features footage or interviews with imaginary sports stars, usually with funny names such as "female" bodybuilder Anna Bolic ("Oh my God, Oh my God, a testicle has just popped out of her costume!" "HER costume???!!!"), the Russian weightlifter Popavalium Andropoff (who suffered the fate all weightlifters dread, when his guts came flying out of his arsehole), or the Mexican-Japanese boxer Zalos Karate.

Rick Disneck, or "wrecked his neck" is based on American gymanst Brian Meeker, whose early 80's collision with a pommel horse is one of the most famous sporting accidents of all time (see youtube or a "Top 20 Sporting Blunders" show). The interview, hosted by presenter Darrell Eastlake, takes place with a presumably convalescing Rick. Throughout the interview, Rick barely talks above a slow, wheezy whisper as he discusses his many injuries ("I crushed my larynx and ruptured my spleeeen") and how the accident happened.

Well worth a listen if you can get it, although the Australian Rules football and cricket stuff is probably over most American heads. Later albums continued the trend of names with funny meanings, most notably of Indian, Sri Lankan and Pakistani cricketers.

Ask any Australian male over 25 who Rick Disneck is, and if they don't respond with a wheezy groan followed by "No Darrell, I just fucked up", well, I'll eat my own head.

Mike Gibson: "Rick Disneck is the poor bastard you see slamming in the vaulting horse at a hundred miles an hour"

Darrell Eastlake: "So Rick, did you have a blowout in a sandshoe as many believe, or did you just fuck up?"
Rick Disneck: *eeeeeerrrgh* "No Darrell, I just fucked up."

by Choda Boy 57 July 31, 2007

disney Channel

A channel that always has shows with lame, repetetive plots, and will make a show or a movie every time they think of an amusing pun or any random theme (i.e. a kid who plays baseball and cooks.) Although the target audience is 9 year old girls and fruity boys of their early teens/preteens, they will not heisitate to make movies like "High School Musical" (by the way, if they wanted to make a realistic high school movie, it wouldn't be on Disney Channel, it would be on comedy central at 10:00 at night.) Every frikin month they make a new movie and use the same actors (or better yet actresses) over and over and end up turning them into crappy, anerexic pop performers with no skill who end up lasting for little over a year.
Unfortunately you can tell it will be around for a LONG time since their so rich they dont even need to show commercials that dont advertise their own things

Disney Channel writer: ever notice how if you spell "suite" it sounds like "sweet"
Other Disney Channel writer: OMFG!!!! LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT!!!

I wouldn't care about Disney Channel, if it werent for my little sisters watching it all the fucking time

by Smart, Sane, Super great April 18, 2006

Disney Syndrome

Disney Syndrome is the development of a flawed out look on life. Little girls think there's true love and a "happily ever after" for all of them. That and their outlook on love is molded into an idea that love is romance and a hot, strong guy that will sweep them off their feet is what romance is (and thus what love is). While in fact none of these things are true.

Brittanie got hit with Disney Syndrome hard when her boyfriend didn't act like the prince she thought he would be.

by BROCKTHELOCK September 9, 2012

disney lesbian

A lesbian relationship where they have both met their 'fairy princesses and will live happily ever after'. Days are spent dancing around together, picking flowers in sunshine filled meadows with birds singing and little bunnies at their feet.

They refuse to believe that the world is not really like that and continue with their smug, vomit-inducing behaviour

Amy and Molly were always singing and smiling and holding hands wherever they went. Totally earning the tag 'disney lesbians'

by unico2525 August 18, 2011

Disney Channel

A channel that you can't get rid of.

Disney channel is on my basic cable package and all it shows Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. I'd might as well disconnect my cable *disconnects cables*...OMG, Hannah Montana is on So You Think You Can Dance!!!

by kyle 230 August 9, 2009

radio disney

1. The single worst thing to happen to music.

2. "teen pop," as sung by either 12 year olds who think they're 16.

Radio disney sucks!!

by Betsch February 29, 2008

Disney whore

all those actresses that after making pathetic roles in Disney movies, end up getting naked or doing something "whoreish" as a sign of desperation and mental corruption from Disney.

also referred as Disney-hoe, disney hoe, disney-ho, disney-ho', disney-hoe', disney-whore

Cacha: "Dude! i saw a picture of Hannah Montana sucking someones dick!"
Alo: "Shes is one bitch-ass motherfuckin' Disney whore"

by alonsoroman March 17, 2009