cummy tummy

an upset stomach as a result of a lot of jizz in your crap factory.

I must of blown 50 wads down her throat, so I gave her the day off after she complained of a cummy tummy.

by OnE LoVe August 9, 2003

Cummy corner

When you ejaculate on the corner of an unused bed in a hotel room so the cleaning lady doesn't change the sheets and the next patron gets a crusty surprise!

"How was your stay?"

"Good! I gave that bed a cummy corner for the next guy to enjoy!!"

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by Drdog August 17, 2016

cumflict

The act of engaging in an argument which leads to sex.

My husband & I love cumflicts!

by adkjessie February 16, 2018

pussyfart cumface

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.

Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.

by Squeejek October 14, 2020

Cumfard

Cumfard: one of discords biggest pedophile rings (they send lots of gay porn)

Cumfard: a term for the biggest pedophile ring on discord
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by EpicMannn December 27, 2021

Cumbys

The nickname and slang way of saying cumberland farms.

Dude I need some gas and smokes

Dude lets go to cumbys

by Thecobbkid January 16, 2009

Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...

Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury

by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011