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"Yo dude, are you going to hook up with Sofia tonight?"
"Nah man, I was home alone and now I've got too much cumfliction about jerking it."
"Weak."
"Nah man, I was home alone and now I've got too much cumfliction about jerking it."
"Weak."
cumfliction by Sockly June 7, 2017
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cumflick
N. When you are about to cum and you slap your dick and cum flies up in the air.
V. To slap your dick before cumming, thusly launching cum everywhere
V. To slap your dick before cumming, thusly launching cum everywhere
1. *jacking off* "omg omg I'm gonna cum. *slaps dick* wow cum went everywhere! That was a good cumflick"
2. Bob cumflicked right in front of me last night
2. Bob cumflicked right in front of me last night
cumflick by Starr's Mill Panther November 3, 2013
comflicted
comflicted by Deeshay March 23, 2004
Cumflicted
A overwhelming conflict during intercourse when your bodies repeated physical reaction is to stop,rethink and or retreat , but the emotional contraction to-submit,endure,persevere till satisfaction is given occurs
“Every nerve in my body screamed stop with each thrust, but my desire to satisfy wouldn’t allow me to say stop , I felt so Cumflicted”
Cumflicted by BigMp June 17, 2025
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026