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cumfliction
"Yo dude, are you going to hook up with Sofia tonight?"
"Nah man, I was home alone and now I've got too much cumfliction about jerking it."
"Weak."
"Nah man, I was home alone and now I've got too much cumfliction about jerking it."
"Weak."
cumfliction by Sockly June 7, 2017
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cumflick
N. When you are about to cum and you slap your dick and cum flies up in the air.
V. To slap your dick before cumming, thusly launching cum everywhere
V. To slap your dick before cumming, thusly launching cum everywhere
1. *jacking off* "omg omg I'm gonna cum. *slaps dick* wow cum went everywhere! That was a good cumflick"
2. Bob cumflicked right in front of me last night
2. Bob cumflicked right in front of me last night
cumflick by Starr's Mill Panther November 3, 2013
comflicted
comflicted by Deeshay March 23, 2004
Cumflicted
A overwhelming conflict during intercourse when your bodies repeated physical reaction is to stop,rethink and or retreat , but the emotional contraction to-submit,endure,persevere till satisfaction is given occurs
“Every nerve in my body screamed stop with each thrust, but my desire to satisfy wouldn’t allow me to say stop , I felt so Cumflicted”
Cumflicted by BigMp June 17, 2025
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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