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"Yo dude, are you going to hook up with Sofia tonight?"
"Nah man, I was home alone and now I've got too much cumfliction about jerking it."
"Weak."
"Nah man, I was home alone and now I've got too much cumfliction about jerking it."
"Weak."
cumfliction by Sockly June 7, 2017
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cumflick
N. When you are about to cum and you slap your dick and cum flies up in the air.
V. To slap your dick before cumming, thusly launching cum everywhere
V. To slap your dick before cumming, thusly launching cum everywhere
1. *jacking off* "omg omg I'm gonna cum. *slaps dick* wow cum went everywhere! That was a good cumflick"
2. Bob cumflicked right in front of me last night
2. Bob cumflicked right in front of me last night
cumflick by Starr's Mill Panther November 3, 2013
comflicted
comflicted by Deeshay March 23, 2004
Cumflicted
A overwhelming conflict during intercourse when your bodies repeated physical reaction is to stop,rethink and or retreat , but the emotional contraction to-submit,endure,persevere till satisfaction is given occurs
“Every nerve in my body screamed stop with each thrust, but my desire to satisfy wouldn’t allow me to say stop , I felt so Cumflicted”
Cumflicted by BigMp June 17, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026