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College

Hell, where evil mongoloids and psycho exes go to die.

An empty threat to assassinate your enemys.
If this dog shits in my house again I'm sending him to college.
by someoneslittlesister April 5, 2016
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Originally a location of higher education, now it's a shitpost and it's honestly kinda funny
Person1:I honestly don't want to date any women

Person2: bro?!?!?!

Person1: until college

5 months later

Person1:hey guy-

Person2 : college
by mc!play konop May 15, 2021
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Feck college
by Sudhrjsurhhd January 9, 2019
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Adjective. Someone who's against a lot of things, and is very political in their arguments against other people. No matter what someone says, they will have an argument against it.
Julia: "Ugh this meat is yuck."
Cristina: "There are millions of starving children in Ethiopia who would kill to have one morsel of your meat, and you're not eating it on the basis that "it's yuck"? You have no consideration for anyone."
Julia: "Ugh you're so college."
by Julia_S February 27, 2007
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1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs.

2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.
1. "Mom make me turkey sandwhich."
"Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college"
"Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich."

2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
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As an adjective, any sort of typically degenerate behavior. Usually said in the context of sexual promiscuity or alcohol related misconduct.
Celeste: I woke up naked and didn't even know which dorm I was in.
Haley: Omg Celeste stop being so college!

George: It's Wednesday night, so obviously we're hitting the bars and getting blackout.
Adam: How college of you!

Hannah: IM SO DRUNK
Celeste: COLLEGE!
by geoffmuuuucha November 9, 2009
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The 4 years of your life that simultaneously make you want to rip out your hair and get blackout drunk.
Yo college man
by SavageAttack October 24, 2017
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