Cocktimistic

Overestimating the size of one's penis.

Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!

by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018

cocktist

One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.

That cock on the wall in the bathroom must have been drawn by a real cocktist

by ROCKY D January 23, 2020

Cockbits

A cereal made of meat. It contains small bits of cock.

I love cockbits

by JordanEpic May 30, 2021

CockMantis

Large Cockroach/Praying Mantis hybrid usually found dwelling near fast food restaurants in the early morning.

That CockMantis is HUGE! Lets eat it!

by Chris Ivester May 29, 2008

cockaissance

The art period started in the early 2000's in which the youth became enthralled with the drawing and carving of crude penises everywhere.

Art teacher: "here's a great example of a low cockaissance piece, as shown by the flaccidity of the penis, the hairiness of the balls and lack of color. These were most often carved into desks, drawn on bathroom walls with sharpies or on rare occasion scribbled onto paper to show to friends"

by I>chuck norris June 7, 2011

Cocknitive dickonance

When a cis man sees rape culture but refuses to acknowledge his part in it.

Jack, who identifies as feminist, showed some real cocknitive dickonance when he said he's one of the good guys.

by Koekebakker October 12, 2018

upside down cockatiel

when you dip your dick in hot caramel and f*ck a pillow intil your dong is covered in feathers and then strum a guitar with your dong

guy 1"ahhhh its so sticky, and children love it"

guy 2" did you do another upside down cockatiel?"

guy1"yes and it was the best one yet!"

by six shooter July 23, 2010