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chrispescado

NICA and narnian = chrispescado/crispy nigga, nuff said
Jim: hey who the fucks that fresh kid?

Bob: OH that's the new guy,I heard he's a chrispescado.

Jim: Damn..there goes my girlfriend...
by Buzz Lightyearr March 17, 2010
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Cody Christensen

Grease Monkey who thinks he knows everything about cars, dirtbikes, anything with a motor. Very spoiled by his mother. An Idiot.
Idiot, Retard, Sometimes Assholish, Cody Christensen
by NewDenny April 3, 2010
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Chrismas

The month of February is celebrated as Chrismas. The 20th is known as Chrismas Day.
I can’t wait for Chrismas it’s the best month of the year especially Chrismas Day no holiday compares.
by Sup girls February 2, 2019
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Chrismyass

A more modern and less courteous way of saying Bah humbug. A phrase used to show disdain, disinterest, frustration or general irritation with the holiday season. When you can't stand being around insane crowds, bad drivers, fake cheeriness and stupidly decorated houses any more, just yell it at everyone.
Cratchit: Hey neighbor! Have some Christmas cookies! Merry Christmas!
Scrooge: Your wife's cookies suck, your house looks like the holidays vomited on it, and I don't like your family. Chrismyass.
by calvinke December 29, 2010
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Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.
Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"
by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021
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Christmassy

An enviromental condition where temperatures become low enough to remind someone of Christmas and other fantasical winter festivities.
omg is christmassy in here, cuddle with me to warm me up.
by darsh00 September 16, 2010
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chrismassacre

a christmas that is ruined or a christmas massacre.
last year we had a chrismassacre
by eric diamsay October 2, 2006
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