Chortlephins

Noun, the chemical you release when you chortle. Closely related to the endorphin family. To laugh is to release Chortlephins.

"I just saw a bloke fall over in the street, boy did i release chortlephins!"

by Hollifer February 5, 2010

chostered

To mean extremely tired as a result of physical activity, work or study.

To be drained of all ones energy.

I had a really busy day at work, Im chostered!

by mybraincantthinkofaname May 14, 2009

Choftus

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing

That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.

by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021

Chayton

Chayton's are known as good people but are very aggressive when they're mad. Most chayton's are good at sports and are very romantic towards girls with an R in there names epesialy girls that start with the letter R. Chayton's are known for getting in trouble a lot but most of the time it's at school. Chayton's are people that like to say sweet things to people (mainly girls) that matter to them. Most Chayton's are fast and don't gain weight very fast. Chayton's always act like there not so tuff, but most Chayton's are the strong ones in a group of people.

Watch out lady's, here comes Chayton

by Ip pits over 9000 December 11, 2017

Chortle

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

by Sodonim July 30, 2020

Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011

Chontle

To chontle is to talk with a mouthful of food.

Can be done coherently or incoherently - either way it's still rude.

Chontle will not be tolerated at this breakfast table young man, tell me when you've finished your cornflakes.

by galacticbeetroot July 22, 2010