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Curmudgeony 

Do you secretly hate any of your co-workers?
Hym "Ha! Curmudgeony... Or, wait, is it the Jew? It's the Jew isn't it. See!? I told you. I'd end up calling him a kike and wiping my ass with his Jew-hat (Say, if a Jew wears a baseball cap does he have to wear the yarmulke underneath it or, how does that work? Gives the phrase 'hat on a hat' an entirely different meaning... Can't you just flick some holy water on a baseball cap and have it count as a yarmulke? I mean, if yes, then I'm buying a wizard hat and converting to Judaism. Just to see the motherfuckers at my job try to get me to take it off. Nope. Sorry. This is my Jewish Yarmulke-equivalent hat... Carry a wand in my pocket...Expecto-Patr-Oi Vey!) It wouldn't be pretty but it WOULD be hilarious."
Curmudgeony by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Curmudgeon 

Look at that decrepit curmudgeon over there. Fuck that guy.
Curmudgeon by ballfartsex March 6, 2025

Prophesied Curmudgeon 

When in Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, The Ghost of Christmas Future, reveals Ebenezer Scrooge, will die forgotten, if he doesn’t reform.
In the Prophesied Curmudgeon, Scrooge finally sees the error of his ways, changes his life, and adopts Tiny Tim. Merry Christmas!

Clover Curmudgeon 

Individuals, much like the stereotypical grump, harbor a distinctive dislike for leprechauns and all the myths that come with them.
Don't be such a Clover Curmudgeon Karen!

Contankerous-Curmudgeon

Miserable, grumpy old cranky and entitled (male)
Mark is a contankerous-curmudgeon

He is a contankerous-curmudgeon

Man, that guy beside me is a contankerous-curmudgeon