Definitions by ballfartsex

The Human Experience

Term that envelops the set of hyper-niche, relatable circumstances that are extremely specific yet super relatable.

"Yo, is it just me, or does it feel cursed when your mom gives your phone back and it feels 30% smaller and strangely cold?"
"Bro, stop. I thought I was a freak for noticing that. It’s like the phone went to another dimension for five minutes."

"Exactly. It’s just part of the human experience."

The Human Experience by ballfartsex April 15, 2026

Fiveskin 

When you have some fucked up genetic mutation causing you to have two layers of foreskin, resulting in ultra-insulation and boosted levels of dick cheese.

“I heard Tommy has a fiveskin. His ex said it looks like the stands at a Packers game down there.”
“Yeah I heard. Talk about layering up for the winter.”

Fiveskin by ballfartsex March 18, 2025

Let Down 

One of the greatest and most underrated songs by Radiohead, found on their OK Computer album.

You know where,
You know where you are with,
You know where you are with,
Floor collapsing, floating, Bouncing back
And one day, I’m gonna grow wings,
A chemical reaction,
Hysterical and useless,
Hysterical and
Let down and hanging around
Crushed like a bug in the ground
Let down and hanging around

Let Down by ballfartsex March 18, 2025

Curmudgeon 

A really fucking old fuck

Look at that decrepit curmudgeon over there. Fuck that guy.

Curmudgeon by ballfartsex March 6, 2025

Sploinky 

A soft penis

I thoroughly enjoy yanking my sploinky until it’s erect

Sploinky by ballfartsex April 10, 2024