Buttwings

Buttwings are small wings that can be found on the rear-end (butt) of something; they are generally found on non-existent things like Victini and anything that's free to buy.

Victini has a pretty prominent, but small pair of Buttwings that allow it to fly around and cheat the laws of physics.

by Mynamedoesnotmatterinanyway January 11, 2012

butane

Something you throw into a camp fire or fire in general. Then run like hell before it blows your eardrums out...

"RUN YOU DUMBFUCK! That butane bottle is gonna explode"

by happykillmore August 7, 2006

Buttweiner

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.

He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.

by mandyman January 31, 2009

buttwank

putting your manhood between the cheeks of a girl with a big ass and goin for it, similar to a tit wank but with a butt

alex didnt want anal but allowed tom to give him a buttwank

by harrygg November 17, 2006

Buttwink

When your "brown eye" (also known as an anus hole) contracts, which causes a closing effct. Once the anus hole opens once more its ends the completion of the "buttwink".

Buttwinks often occur when pinching off a turd while taking a dump or during sexual intercourse (when climaxing for both sexes).

I had to buttwink to pinch off that turd

Dude!, I was having sex with this hot chick last night and she buttwinked when she orgasmed, thats when I decided to try anal.

by Blackrose86 January 20, 2011

buttwax

The waxy sebaceous substance that forms on and around one's buttocks.

Mr. Jones, this sample cream will resolve your buttwax problem.

by Myron Mulch July 13, 2006

Buttweasel

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.

(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003