sail boating

the act of pressing you nose against a flat chested woman and just blowing

Did you motorboat sarah's friend last night? Nope, just went sail boating, there where no boobs!

by Touge_Drifter September 19, 2012

Boxing Gloved

The extremely full, and often painful, feeling as if a boxing glove is being shoved up your rectum during an anal fisting. Most often occurs when the individual receiving has an exceptionally tight and tiny rectal cavity and their fisting partner has extremely oversized, large hands. Feeling may also be achieved by someone sporting Sausage Fingers.

Tonya was excited to try fisting for the first time. Her tight little virgin bung was arched up in an organic spread and thoroughly lubed. However, she was forced to stop after feeling like she was getting Boxing Gloved by her boyfriends thick, girthy Sausage Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

boxing the bald champ

For a male to chronically masterbate

Well i just need some lotion to get to boxing the bald champ

by SlaughterHouse35 March 18, 2016

Boxing Clever

To use inventive thinking above all other attributes in order to achieve an end goal.

Everyone thought that Tina would lose the debate for exposing her vulnerable side but her victory proves she was boxing clever.

by RogerRoger March 17, 2008

show boating

The act of showing off, and or letting your ego roam free after you have done something extremely awesome.

After Peter made one touch down, he immediately started show boating.

by Ivan. Person. September 30, 2007

Kangaroo Boxing

A sport that involves usually a human versus a kangaroo in a boxing match, usually the results 95% of the time are the guy gets his ass whooped.
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!

fighter: (guards his grill and strafes a bit)
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)

Kangaroo Boxing

by THE METAL February 19, 2008

tonsil boxing

Giving a girl the shaft.. the deep shaft.. the kind where you grab the back of her head and make sure the back of her throat (tonsil-area) gets knocked around like a punching bag

Man, one more round of tonsil-boxing out of Melissa, and my victory champagne will go all over her!

by Justin Redman January 29, 2004