Boxting

v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a spar with them later; initially beginning with a rude accusation, transitioning into a highly violent argument via cell phone.

Example of boxting in action:
Guy 1: I should have told you yesterday.
Guy 2: Yes you should have, bitch.
Guy 1: So you want to fight, eh? Put up your dukes.
Guy 2: I will nail your tongue to a tree, tie your feet to a horse, then ride the horse into the sunset.

by DBLRB July 9, 2011

tug boating

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.

Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....

by ohohface247 December 11, 2012

Jack in the boxing

To masterbate at work in a cubical or perimeter guard kiosk.

The officer was caught jack in the boxing in his guard kiosk.

by Got caught January 16, 2014

Boating accident

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.

i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.

by Ave End May 28, 2018

Boatington bumps

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection

Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain

by Nick boatington November 4, 2021

yankee boating

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.

Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.

by passsnap April 25, 2017

saddle boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.

by aretegroup July 29, 2015