Definitions by Touge_Drifter

The Parrot 

The act of giving someone the Parrot is when you drape you penis over a unsuspecting persons shoulder and with 1 arm reach around and hand them a cracker so they can feed the bird (penis on their shoulder)

Why do you have crackers in your pocket? wait until i drink Taeghan is going to feed the parrot

The Parrot by Touge_Drifter October 17, 2012

sail boating 

the act of pressing you nose against a flat chested woman and just blowing

Did you motorboat sarah's friend last night? Nope, just went sail boating, there where no boobs!

sail boating by Touge_Drifter September 19, 2012

Trap door 

A trap door is when you take the toilet lid off and poop in the tank, then cut the metal wire holding the tank door. making the person who finds this...Put their hand in the tank and manually pull the line!

We gotta go, I left a trap door for your ex-girlfriends parents!

Trap door by Touge_Drifter November 9, 2010