Blumping

The act of giving someone a blumpkin

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

by Zarbonian May 6, 2018

Blurpkin

Rendition of a Blumpkin but based underwater

So last night my girlfriend was in the bath and she needed to shit so she asked me to give her a Blurpkin which is basically an underwater Blumpkin, the result being the best of both worlds, under and over I say!!!

by Bluuuuuuurp6983 March 23, 2022

Sperm-Burping Tavern-Wench

noun - a boozy slut who hangs around the same bar every night looking for new guys to give blowjobs to.

"Man - I saw your new girlfiend - a sperm-burping tavern-wench if I ever saw one. She's got a face like the one on a bottle of poison".

by Billy Cruddup September 6, 2008

burpin' your tupperware

A high pitched release of bodily gas from your anus

I can hear you burpin' your tupperware from over here

by Amanda Woods November 30, 2006

blurgina

When you are intoxicated to the point of barely beeing able to see what you're fucking, you've fallen victim to the "blur-gina."

After twenty beers, her pussy became a blur-gina.

by Bobby Beef and Jimmy Johnson September 11, 2005

sperm burpin slut

What every male's ex-wife or girlfriend becomes a minute after they break up.

Where's my ol'lady? Oh, you mean that sperm burpin slut that I used to have clean the old pipes every now and then.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005