blowhard

Someone who brags all the time.

Donald Trump is such an egotistical jerk and blowhard.

by Stace1972 November 25, 2016

Chef Blowardee

Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.

Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!

by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007

Alabama Blowdart

Alabama Slurpee Chugging is while have anal sex with your partner, you take a slurpee and pour it in their ass, you then proceed to fuck her in the ass, then take a slurpee straw, put it in her ass and slurp it up. You then swish it around your mouth and blow the ass-slurpee into her nose with the straw and watch as she struggles to swallow it as you punch her in the stomach so it comes back out her other nostril.

Friend: What did you do last night?

You: I gave my Great Grandmother a wicked Alabama Blowdart at the bingo game last night.

Friend: Dang that sounds like fun, do you have any other Great Grandmothers alive that I could give an Alabama Blowdart?

You: Yea dude, I have 3 of them.

by 7-Eleven Blowdarter June 27, 2011

blowhard

A person who takes great pleasure in boasting or bragging about themself.

"The professor's tendancy to always bring up his credentials in conversation gave him a reputation as an egotistical blowhard."

by Deej July 19, 2004

blowmance

Like a bromance, except in this relationship, one or both of the members are participating in oral sex.

Guy 1: John and I are really good friends. I spent last weekend at his house, it was awesome.
Guy 2: Dude, you guys totally have a blowmance.

by eatyourface97 October 13, 2009

Blowtard

TeeVee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.

Sean Hannity, Chris Mathew, Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs are all blowtards.

by worow December 9, 2008

blowdart

A game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately lay on the ground/sit down and cannot move from that spot until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

"damn,today i got Henry with the Blowdart as he was mackin with that chick,had to sit down in front of her"

"Man, I had to save Austin after he got hit by a Blowdart shot by Doug during class today"

by brianlumpkin September 19, 2009