blowtar

When a guy receives a oral sex for strumming a guitar.

Every time Greg picks up this 6 string , Kelley is ready to give a blowtar.

by Grigg&Kellah February 11, 2014

Blowtar

Slang term for a bizarre musical instrument known as the melodica. Sometimes called a “face-piano.” The device is small and handheld. It consists of a compact piano keyboard, with a mouthpiece on the end closest to the user. When blown into, it produces an awkward tone; best described as a “nerdy, yet, musically playable squeal.” The blowtar owes its name to the fact that it’s blown into, and that it’s equally as weird as the keytar (a keyboard/guitar combo.)

After I saw Donald Fagan and some random guy in Cyndi Lauper’s band playing a freaked-out, mutant instrument called a blowtar, I went to Guitar Center and asked if they could special order one for me. The guy looked at me like I had two heads, and said, “Yeah…no.”

by Vegas Virus-19 February 21, 2023

Blowdar

An uncanny sense some have to find either powder cocaine or a bj.

Wonda has great blowdar when she wants to snort coke!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

blowtard

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.

Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

blowhard

1. A very boastful and talkative person; a braggart

2. A self-important egomaniac who likes to toot his own horn, like those assholes who put bumper stickers on their cars that say "PROUD PARENTS OF AN HONOR STUDENT AT (blah blah blah) HIGH SCHOOL"

"Did you catch the State of the Union speech last night? What a fucking blowhard!"

by Rollo & Biff May 30, 2006

Blowdart

Taking a straw and packing it with cocaine then blowing it directly into a friend's rectum.

I was so skeeted after Trever blowdarted me last night

by Sharty Party May 19, 2019

The Blowdart Game

The Blowdart Game (also known as the Darting Game) is a game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately feign as if they have feinted (usually falling straight to the ground) and cannot speak or move until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

The rules of the game are as follows:

* A player is only considered hit with the dart if he makes eye-contact with the shooter while the shooter is shooting
* The shooter must bring a hand to their mouth as though they are holding a blowdart gun and make a defined shooting noise (a breathy "thooo" will suffice) aimed towards the victim with whom they have made eye contact
* The victim must lie immobile until someone else pulls out the "dart"
* Anyone can play, but if someone breaks a rule, they cannot play the game ever again

An example of The Blowdart Game: A person (victim) walks into a room when someone else (bully) calls their name. Victim looks and sees bully making blowgun with hands, and bully makes blowing noise, "PFFT!." Victim is hit and instantly falls limp to the ground until someone pulls the "dart" out of his neck.

by DPlatt January 12, 2009