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Blastoise

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A personality of someone during the act of sexual intercorse that likes to ejaculate all over the place during sex. A blastoise is also a water pokemon so water and semen are closley related. Therefore when Blastoise uses water cannon, the males dick uses semen cannon.
Me- Are you a blastoise Johnny?
Johnny- No i don't even have a dick you cunt.
Cortney- I am.
by obama's dick hole black & tiny December 2, 2010
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Blastoising

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When you are fucking someone and nut on their face, you pull out a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it on them.
I was fucking this chick and right when I nutted on her face I Started Blastoising all over her.
by MajinMikey August 11, 2016
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Blastoise

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(Binomial nomenclature: Blastiosus-poopus)When a person has an urgent need to excrete fecies causing the anus to expand 10 folds in a force greater than the heat of the sun...(most cases its fatal--mad blood loss)
Mary took a blastoise last night at 10 and at 2 the coroner proclaimed her dead by largus-anustus.

Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!
by Merch-the-miggity August 3, 2006
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battyboi's

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Boys who pretend they arent gay but every chance they get they bum and touch each other into a spaff fest.
Joel and Lee are blates battyboi's innit
by ceara January 25, 2007
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The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).
You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!
by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011
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Blastoising

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When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.
by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018
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Blastoise

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To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.
To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.
by Dhakian April 8, 2016
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