A personality of someone during the act of sexual intercorse that likes to ejaculate all over the place during sex. A blastoise is also a water pokemon so water and semen are closley related. Therefore when Blastoise uses water cannon, the males dick uses semen cannon.
by obama's dick hole black & tiny December 2, 2010
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(Binomial nomenclature: Blastiosus-poopus)When a person has an urgent need to excrete fecies causing the anus to expand 10 folds in a force greater than the heat of the sun...(most cases its fatal--mad blood loss)
Mary took a blastoise last night at 10 and at 2 the coroner proclaimed her dead by largus-anustus.
Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!
Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!
by Merch-the-miggity August 3, 2006
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Get the Blastoise, it's party time mug.When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018
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