After sex as you cum on your partners face you also shit on their chest while yelling “You don’t have enough Badges to train me!!”
Joel was blastoising her that hard she almost drowned and there was shit from her chin to her knees”
by Rocket82 April 07, 2019
When you are fucking someone and nut on their face, you pull out a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it on them.
by MajinMikey March 06, 2016
When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
by MisterF15ter April 04, 2018
"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"
by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 05, 2016
When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"
by PokeRage September 14, 2013
to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.
man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.
by jamesthebig wang October 17, 2006
An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell.
by I_Destroy_all September 06, 2010