pig benis

A alternate way of saying "big penis"

She might have tig' ol' bitties, but I got a pig benis.

by BDK August 6, 2003

Benis lol

Verb- When you or someone else fucks up in some way and it's funny.

Noun- Someone who laughs at everything

Verb- The autistic kid came into the class screaming and the teacher yelled at him the funny kid said " that's a benis lol"
Noun- Jimmy is a benis lol because he laughs at everything

by Big Benis 47 February 27, 2019

Benis Coffee

When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.

Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH

by InternetSlangPhD May 2, 2022

pig benis

A big old penis

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Benis

A way of saying penis yet keeping it pg13.
Nah actually it means a kid who’s dad left

Or it means the male g spot being tickled

Hey Lucas Joeys a benis uwu

Uhhhhh my beeennniiiiiissssss

by NOT JOEY JOHNSTON December 14, 2018

pig benis

"secret" code for big penis to confuse people. See also pall smenis

me:hey wrigley i have a pig benis
wrigley:Wha?
me:shut up dick i have a pigger benis than thou

by alex October 25, 2004

Benish

(Adj.) The word Benish can be used to describe something pretty and nice, yet overpriced. Something that is “Benish” is expensive and something few can afford.

“That vineyard vines shirt is sooo Benish”

by Urmom23556 September 27, 2018