Asstag

A game that usually middle school children play, its when you run up behind the opposite sex and slap their butt and thus they are now it.

Hey, man are you playing asstag today cuz' i was just it and passed it on to this chick i know.

by JBreddy November 21, 2010

Assvalanche

Prolific and violent diarrhea.

I shouldn't have eaten those three month old baked beans. I'm not sure your toilet can handle the incoming assvalanche

by Heinous_Anus September 1, 2009

Asswagon

An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.

Hey man, that Gabe guy is a real Asswagon
Yeah, he's quite the Asswagonous Bastard

by CaptainConway October 14, 2017

assmageddon

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

by Glimmer December 23, 2018

assrag

someone who is such an insult to the human race that they are only worthy to be used as a device that removes shit from one's ass

Bring that assrag, Ron, over here! He has a job to do.

by David Dayan June 21, 2004

assbag

Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.

Dan is such a fucking assbag!

by bouncejlf July 7, 2009

assmagnet

Someone who attracts people who are assholes.

Derek is such an assmagnet.

by JDogg February 4, 2003