appletini

the only drink (besides a nectorini)that a man can get at a bar without feeling homosexual.

ummm bartender appletinis all around

by EarthToDavid January 1, 2009

The Apprentice

A reality show created by Donald Trump, one of the biggest billions in the world.

The reality show is when you can win a job....so exciting

Bob: "Yo dude that show The Apprentice rocks! I won try and win a job on it!"
Jim: "Your a loser man. Just work at Mc'Donalds."

by Smedy June 28, 2006

appletuck

the act of a woman (or man in some instances) sticking his/her breast into a man/woman's anus

Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!

by thesbians 06-07 January 20, 2007

applelicker

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to lick someone's apple.

Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!

by Jerk4240 July 5, 2007

Appletini's

Tem used to describe a woman who wears A cup bra's

Look at that girl...yeah those are some nice Appletini's

by Hooter31987 December 8, 2009

Douchebags Apprentice

A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.

Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.

Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.

by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012

WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.

Julian became 20 on the 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

by LonelyAndrogyn September 17, 2021