absorbent

able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.

"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"

by SPerrin October 16, 2008

aforeposted

variation of "aforementioned". Refers to something previously posted. ie. a comment, video or photo

Please view the aforeposted video.

by tricialicious January 11, 2011

self-absorbed

A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. See Sam.

(Jane) "If you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under 'self-absorbed.'"
(Sam) Gasp "My picture is in the dictionary?!"

by Laine Quillico July 23, 2004

aforelinked

Used when referring to a previous link within a given piece of text on the Internet.

See the aforelinked article for more information on how to deal with your extremely small penis.

by Robin June 4, 2003

Total Absorption

Holding in ones hits of Marijuana (High grade only my niggas) Until no smoke comes out.

See: Ghost Hit

When hot boxing I've been known to hold my breath until i reach "total absorption with my roof hit!" Choom gang shout out Ray u my nigga!!

by Barry Obama "Master chief" November 5, 2012

assorted

Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety pins explaining that they are classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)

The can says that these nuts are assorted, so I guess that means they are mixed!!

by BuddyRoach May 23, 2006

afsara

afsara is a very generous, kindhearted and amazing girl who you can never loose. Although she can sometimes a little bit peculiar she is an amazing person who has the best food and ALWAYS shares.

Hey Afsara
Oh heyy, what food you got?
Here have my lunchbox

by Amayaaaaa April 21, 2021