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lil john

A man that has made tens of millions of dollars by exclusively saying simple words such as "what" and "no" because clueless wanksters have no idea what good rap music is.
"What!" ---> 500 grand in lil john's pocket

"What!" times 1000 ---> a shitload of cash in lil john's pocket
by ben1 October 9, 2005
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Wally John Blacks

Slang word for female breasts.

Can be shortened to Wallys
What a splendid pair of Wally John Blacks.
by Denster GR September 2, 2010
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lil john

A rapper who for some unknown reason got famous for saying 3 things.

YEAH,WHAT, and OK
me: Lil John you know you only say 3 words right?
him: WHAT
me: You only say 3 words
him: YEAH
me: Uhh whats the last word
him: OK
me: Oh thanks for helping me
him: WHAT
me: thank you for the help
him{rich accent}: Oh really it was no problem I`ll holla at you later playboy
me: WHAT
by SO DEF June 11, 2009
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The John Wilkes Booth

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.
"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"
by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014
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pulling a John

The act of beeing concerned by one's own schedule without giving a shit about other people's time.
1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.
by Davetheman September 16, 2008
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your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
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tall john

non existant creature
hay johns tall! no he is on my nose.
by Mr. X October 28, 2004
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