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natalie portman

Israel's finest export.
Natalie Portman is one fine lookin' Jew.
by ben1 August 3, 2006
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gwen stefani

A singer who was part of an amazing and unique band called No Doubt(which technically still exists). However, she sold out and started a horrible solo career, churning out crappy hip-hop/pop songs. In her band, she was awesome. As a solo act, she is generic and total crap.
Gwen Stefani is the perfect example of a sellout.
by ben1 August 14, 2006
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american pie

An icredibly overrated movie. Pathetic in comparison to Animal House, Harold and Kumar Goes to White Castle, or The 40 Year Old Virgin.
dude: OMG AMERICAN PIE IS THE BEST LOL
dude2: no
by ben1 September 17, 2005
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paris hilton

A slutty heiress so tremendously stupid that she actually stole one of her own sex tapes being sold at a store, thinking that reducing the number of tapes available by one would actually prevent people from seeing it.
by ben1 July 5, 2006
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Paul Hackett

A Democratic candidate and Iraq War Veteran who ran for Congress in August 2005 in a special election. He just barely lost in an overwhelmingly Republican district, foreshadowing that the Republicans will either lose the Congress in 2006 or at least lose many seats.

(Aug. 05)
by ben1 September 16, 2005
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sean hannity

A blindly right pundit for the Fox News Channel who also has a radio show. He is a hypocrit, a partison hack, and a liar.

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SEAN HANNITY:
Well, in addition to the absence of evidence about hisJOHN KERRY Indian heritage, there is an absence of evidence, just like John Kerry, that he ever was in combat in Vietnam.
by ben1 September 17, 2005
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red hot chili peppers

An incredible, kick ass band. Known for fusing metal and rap to create a unique funk-like sound. The band is is also capable of producing great melodies, and even balad-style songs. They have been around since the mid 80s when they played a concert wearing nothing but a sock on a particular appendage, and have been rocking ever since. The bass player, Flea, is perhaps the best bass player of all time, and the guitar player, John Frusciante, is also a titan of his instrument.

Great RHCP songs include:

Californication
Under the Bridge
Other Side
Aeroplane
Parallel Universe
This Velvet Glove
Higher Ground (cover)
and many more.

Undoubtedly one of the best and most visionary bands of all time.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers rock everyones' collective socks.
by ben1 September 3, 2006
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