You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

You're pissing on me! by amyy.graceyy :) October 19, 2010

Pissbraid 

a collection of longer than average growler hairs that have clumped themselves together in a braid-like formation to direct the flow of urine out of the vagina. This disgusting hair formation stays clumped together even once the braid has dried and can cause extreme awkwardness during the exploratory phase of cunilingus.

I went down on this 48 year old woman from the bar last weekend and she had the most intense and disgusting pissbraid i've ever seen.

Pissbraid by Rowdy Randy January 15, 2009

Pisscan

Alcoholic, person who drinks a lot

I can't believe she drank all that vodka, she's a right pisscan.

Pisscan by blue.monday November 21, 2010

pissing the shit out of me 

when a person irritates you so much

Felix was on the computer again, he is "pissing the shit out of me"

pissing the shit out of me by eric quackstein February 16, 2012

pisser 

A word used in mock earnest to indicate grave misfortune.

I read in the Boston Globe that Senator Kennedy has a prostate the size of a grapefruit...now ain't that a pisser!

pisser by harry flashman August 1, 2003

Pissing Boy 

Similar to a whipping boy. When nature calls, you simply urinate on this person and they proceed to a lavatory to ring out their piss-drenched clothes. This saves you a trip to the bathroom.

All this coffee makes me wonder where the pissing boy is.. I need to go!

Pissing Boy by micah October 29, 2008

pisspocket 

noun - term used to describe a female after a male has urinated in her womb in order to relieve spermatazoa build-up pressure within his prostate, allowing him to continue coitus without orgasm.
not to be confused with the "bronson hotpocket", the term used to describe a form of anal sex and involving urination.

noun - as spoken, "that girl is garys pisspocket, because he doesnt like the feel of condoms, and shes catholic."

pisspocket by terranaut November 19, 2007