alaskian leg warmer

Urinating on spouse's leg.

wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.

husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.

by shitter your friend August 11, 2009

Wafer

The most effeminate of males. One with LOADS and LOADS of PRODUCT in his hair. Squeezes his little shake-weight muscles into extra-small V-neck t-shirts. Can be found bedazzling his wannabe designer jeans on the weekends.

It took Mike over 2 hours to get ready last night. I heard he buys his clothes at Baby Gap. He's such a Wafer.

by Paroosh October 25, 2011

vanilla wafers

a game played by three or more penised individuals. the individuals gather in a circle, placing a cookie in the center of the circle. at the count of three, all players masturbate violently, the purpose being to ejaculate on the cookie. the last player/player that fails to ejaculate on the cookie must eat the cookie whole.

"yo my niggas, let's play some motherfuckin vanilla wafers in this bitch!"

by yssupnalyd September 3, 2011

Modern Warfare 2 Effect

When a video game is good/fun for the first 2-8 weeks, but then turns to total shit on a stick, much like Modern Warfare 2 did.

Connor: Are you going to get Black Ops?

Jordan: Yeah, but it'll have the Modern Warfare 2 Effect since it's coming out around Christmas.

by Cap'n Jo November 5, 2010

Modern Warfare 2019

Infinity Ward's redemption of the Call of Duty franchise, brought back many old-school COD players.

"Hey dude have you heard about Modern Warfare 2019? We might need to bring the gang back together!" -COD Veteran 1
"Real shit? I haven't played with them since MW2!" -COD Veteran 2

by SandwichEater67 November 24, 2019

African Neck Warmer

The act of a man eating out a chick while she deficates on his neck. This producing an African Neck Warmer.

Larry: "Sally sit on my face so I can eat you out."
Sally "ahhhhhh yea"
Larry While mouwing down on Sally's pie "Shit on my neck bitch!!

Sally "Oh you want an African Neck Warmer

by Metal Mulisha April 12, 2010

wurfer

1. wurfer to surfer as poseur is to skater

2. Try as he or she might, they cannot accomplish catching any waves.

3. Only wants to be a surfer for show.

surfer "dude, you're a wurfer,"
wurfer "no way doooood, you're just jealous of my totally radical skills."
surfer "no way man, you got ur facts bent."
wurfer "yeah? well..."
*runs away*

...to be continued

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company March 13, 2006