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teratophilia 

The ability to see beauty in the unusual. Clinically described as a sexual fetish for deformed people, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. From Greek, teratos: monstrous, and phile: lover.
Teratophilia or true love, I'd bang Frankenstein's Monster six ways to Sunday.
teratophilia by TeratoMarty January 1, 2007

buttered theatre girth 

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.
That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

Don't threaten me with a good time! 

Positive response to what is interpreted to be a flirtatious gesture.
Bret Michaels says, "Go easy on the tequila, Tiffany! I may have to physically restrain you pretty soon!"

Tiffany replies, "Don't threaten ME with a good time!"

Panda Threat Level 

Panda Threat Level

The Panda Threat Level (PTL) is a subsequent result of harvesting Panda Points into an undesired amount. Although the expression of the level is different per individual the increase is paired with increased explicit comments, sexual harassement or obscene gestures.
Oh my, your Panda Threat Level is high, isn't it? Are you that desperately in need of some attention?

Fuck You Puppet Theater 

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.
I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!

10 and 3 treatment 

When you give a girl 10 inches deep and 3 inches wide.
That girl is walking like she just got that 10 and 3 treatment.