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designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.
"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."
by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009
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Design your Universe

An amazing work of art released by Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica in 2009.
Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)
by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011
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69 design

the shape formed by Jordan and multi interlocking cocks, creating a 69 "design"

the rosatia colour on Jordan's rear when its filled to the brim with Andrew's splooge!

Can be used as a noun and verb.
Look at all those fags man, theres a huge 69 design!
by Tad, Esq. December 24, 2008
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Brian Mills the Designer

Luxury stylist, painter, designer, and lady magnet
“Brian Mills the designer, take your girl I might sign her”
by Billiana November 23, 2021
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most ass ui design

a horrifically repulsive system architecture design made by Momin Jafri for CSS370 from the University of Washington. used notably for HealthyMe app
'Bro wtf that the most ass ui design i've ever seen' - Syed
by Stryx_ May 30, 2023
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designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011
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