tear ass

1. To fart loudly; to fart with such force that it's as if one's ass is literally tearing open.

(Syn. "rip ass")

1. Holy shit! Are we under attack or did you just tear ass?

2. Roll down the windows. Bobby just tore ass.

by Mr. Filbert October 9, 2008

Rittenhouse Tears

Fake tears meant to evoke sympathy for the unsympathetic, often in a courtroom setting.

Kim Potter's Rittenhouse Tears fooled no one, and she was convicted of all charges

by DavidMacLuna December 23, 2021

teadra

a beautiful girl with an amazing body and a terrific personality

she can make a man cream himself in 3.24 seconds flat

and joe's seem to love them

man what a mess! That girl is such a Teadra.

by the sex master December 14, 2008

tear up

to be right on the verge of crying. Usually referring to a male; as females, generally speaking, go Niagra when they reach the tears up stage.

Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.

by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008

tear your ass

command that someone moves swiftly so as to cause their ass cheeks to tear apart. Abrv. TYA

tear your ass to the crib before I beat your ass

Tear your ass! or TYA!

by DRED 4000 January 20, 2009

Tearing up her pomegranate

Verb meaning to be having very rough sex.

Ex: Did you hear the next door neighbor tearing up her pomegranate last night? Everyone around could!

by Weird1One December 31, 2007

Vaginal tear

The act of ejaculating in a vagina, and after you take your penis out, semen leaks out, making a tear

Man I just banged the hell out of that girl and gave her the biggest vaginal tear...

by Havoline April 17, 2009