When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.
Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.
by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005
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Girls who are willing to take the shot from a mans weapon. The girls are often slutty and not very hard to get in bed with. Other names for a spermtaker: jizzeater and cumdumpster.
Myself: Are we gonna score some chicks tonight?
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!
by KHDT October 7, 2010
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A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".
The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2
A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".
The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2
1: Billy's mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in North America.
2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.
2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.
by YourMother1 September 5, 2008
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Common usage to refer to a small group of extreme hard-core Star Citizen gaming fans, a phrase popularized by popular software developer Derek Smart.
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