puddletapper

when you fuck a fat chick from behind, and watch her backfat ripple like a puddle would.

while digging up dirt on our deceased friend, we found out that he was a puddletapper!

by Daequon November 2, 2008

Puddle Splasher

A fairly close acquaintance who invites every single one of your friends to a party except you.

That girl didn't invite me to the party, what a puddle splasher dude.

by TotallySweetFX November 14, 2011

Puddled

To be drenched with copious amounts of water, splashed up by a car when one is walking on a sidewalk during or after a rain storm. When one's bodily composition goes from 60% water to 100% water.

It was raining as I walked home yesterday, when out of nowhere a car came flying by and absolutely puddled me.

by HeadHunterX11 April 6, 2017

Puddle Splasher

A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.

"Let's go smoke a bowl with our other fellow puddle splashers"

by Caroleena cupcake August 9, 2017

Puddle slut

New way to say dirt keg because it really didn't make sense but think about this....
They puddle sluts 1) they jumping puddle to puddle.
2)and when u jump in a mud puddle you create more puddles from water splashing up
3) the puddle in that bubble they want

Dude, all I see around here are nasty ass puddle sluts!

by Mattie cole May 4, 2018

Tadpole Puddle

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.

Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.

You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.

by CameoWordUp February 1, 2007

ignant puddle

A person who is a little bit proudly ignorant.

Those freshmen are such ignant puddles.

by 69 420 June 7, 2016