parkade

A parking garage/parking structure (Canadian).

Let's go park in that parkade over there, eh?

by Tom Llewellin July 22, 2006

sarah jessica parker

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

by Cazz February 6, 2006

this isn't where I parked my car

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

by ginger87 March 8, 2010

south park

A show about four boys who live in South Park.It runs on Comedy Central at 9:30 Tuesday,Wendsday,and Thursday,and there are new ones Wendsday.

South Park is the greatest show in the world and if you don't agree you can kiss my ass!

by the one called moose June 20, 2003

Parkage

When people linger in front of an area that others need access to. For example, people standing and talking at a buffet table blocking others from getting food.

Look at the parkage over there causing a long line.

by Reschk March 22, 2016

South Park

South Park is an American comedy sitcom that points out and makes fun of the ignorance and stupidity in society.

The child characters are way too fucking adorable for anyone's eyes and the dialogue is hilarious.
If you like Family Guy, why?!?! Get your ass to Comedy Central and see what doesn't use random jokes and is actually realistic.

That is why it is funny, bitches. Respect its goddamn authority.

The scientology South Park episode may seem stupid, but it shows how ridiculous the 'religion' actually is.

by kmftw January 9, 2012

Courtney Parking

A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.

Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.

by adoce June 12, 2013