penaldes

The best midfielder in the world

"BrUnO PeNaLdeS"

by Keelan Boyle May 5, 2021

irish penants

Military slang for the little threads that are found protruding from new uniforms around the seams & buttons. Can also be applied to new suits in the civilian sector.

The drill instructor said to get scissors and clip off all the irish penants on your uniform.

by Clem Clauson May 12, 2008

Penal Pliers

A tool usually made of recycled steel used to stretch the penis. This practice is usually undergone in bondage sex.

Get out the penal pliers Mary, I've got a hankering for some kinky stuff.

by EnterTheGoatse November 26, 2004

penaeus

How the Greeks spelled penis

Look at thine penaeus

by Thefitnessgrampacertest December 16, 2017

Penamian

adj.- describes a style of pwning where any number of individuals on a web forum gang up on and pwn an idiot n00b until he a)shits on himself b)resorts to idiotic(albeit original) insults, and ultimately c)tries to make peace

"We gave that stupid fool a Penamian pwning!"

by Loki Tsin Dante May 9, 2004

penalty flick

a penalty flick is a set play in field hockey. from the penalty spot the player that is to flick the ball can not hit it. If the shot is saved by the goalkeeper, goes wide, hits the post, or even hits the post and go in the flick does not count and it goes stright to a 16 yard hit out.

the ball got stuck in the keepers pad so derwent got given a penalty flick

by alec howard February 10, 2008

Penahs

1) Something that is funny as hell

2) When Eric and Kassandra go out

3) both 2 and 1 put together (original definition)

Dude you saw KC holding hands with ERIC!?!

Hell yea that shit was PENAHS!

*both laugh really hard*

by funnymonkeydude November 29, 2009