Hanky panky

sexy time for everyone

A couple going to base two
Adult: Hey, no hanky panky in the street!

by Olivererminbitch June 21, 2017

Ashy Panky

When you poop on the floor and have your friend play with it infront of you

"Would you like to come over and partake in some Ashy Panky? I'm feeling disturbingly disgusting today."

by KirbyQuanis August 22, 2017

wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.

He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.

by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019

Safety Plank

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.

I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Frankie Panky

Inserting part of a saxophone into a woman and playing a solo. A reference to Frank Sinatra.

Me and the gf did the Frankie Panky last night.

by hunkyjunk March 9, 2020

Frankie-Pankie Wankie

Receiving a handjob from your partner while they are wearing a budget Frankenstein mask

“Yo bro, last night I had the most epic Frankie-Pankie Wankie, it was an utter monster wank!”

by MouseStew October 19, 2020

No Plank

A person who has no planks for repairs

AKA Dominic

We sunk because of "No Plank" who left a banana on the stove

by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021