Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

muffingasm

The orgasm of the mouth when coming in contact with Entenmann's Mini Muffins.

Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!

by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005

muffiner

when a large polar bear eats a lot of animals out in the woods he starts to become enomrous and explodes

Steven OMFG, i saw a gawddamn muffiner yesterday it was the coolest shit ever !

by H.P. Browning October 5, 2008

muffin fail

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.

Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!

by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009

Muffin Crevasse

The line in between abs or fat on one's stomach.

- "Have you been working out? Your abs are tight!"
- "Yeah, but I still need to get rid of my muffin crevasse."

by infected xD July 27, 2010

muffin huffer

lesbian. girls who like to scissor. yeah know Rosie Odonnell

Rosie Odonnell a real muffin huffer. she huffed ellen degeneres's muffin at breakfast.

by elykmocsob May 4, 2011

muffinsuit

the awesome combination of wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt, preferably on a rainy or snowy day... but every day is an acceptable day to wear a muffinsuit. llbean moccasins are often worn to complete the look. for males and females.

i don't get how some people get so dressed up for our 8am class. i just roll in like a boss wearing a muffinsuit.

by nosefacekillah October 4, 2011