Malta Goya

A substace so terrible that it's creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.

Used for cruel games of truth - dare
Also used for cheap stomach pumpings

Example: 1. I dare you to drink this Malta Goya
2. I'ld rather impale myself on a fencepost like James did!

Example: 1. Dude! you just drank petrol
2. Woops, better get the malta goya out

by Ashier November 15, 2009

Dirty Maltese

A person who is from Malta. A dirty maltese often feels overshadowed by their northern neighbours, Italians. Often mistaken for an Italian, a dirty maltese will emphatically deny being Italian and will loudly proclaim his true nationality saying "I am from Malta!". This is often followed by others in the immediate area quitely whispering "what's a malta?".

A dirty maltese is, by definition, a hairy bastard. So hairy in fact that a dirty maltese must regularly trim his entire body. If you share a residence with a dirty maltese it is often advised to cover any personal effects you keep in the washroom area as the trimming process can be quite messy and you may find an unpleasant surprise on your tooth brush when you wake up.

Popular pick up techniques of a dirty maltese often include incoherant babbling which is often followed by the spilling of one's drink on the intended conquest.

The dirty maltese shook hands with 3 of his friends promising to fully fund their trip to the world cup of soccer should Malta ever qualify. Knowing that because Malta would never qualify (in a million years), he would not have to follow through on the empty gesture.

by Conky June 29, 2006

maltlickey

another way for a woman to beat you off

wanna maltlickey me later

by that one guy9875 December 28, 2011

maul

The maul is a key word throughout the entirety of the boo context. It's main usage stems from the phrase to "lerk your maul". However, it also holds key relevance for other informal actions as well as body parts. For instance, plural, mauls, often refers to the hands. Whereas singular it refers to the face or portion of the face. See also Mullit.

Lerk your maul to the teddiboo son!!

Go and wash your mauls.

by Bill Yard October 4, 2003

MaulGamer

A king of cringe, but not the tik Tok cringe. He manages a discord server, a YT channel with 1k+ subs, and the scariest content on the planet.
And is jojo mad.
Actually just anime mad in general

“My friend, MaulGamer, you know, the cringe king, asked me to watch jojo” -chuck

by Maul September 12, 2020

Malta

A wannabe modern country. It is an Island in the middle of the Mediterrean Sea... similar to a turd floating in the middle of the toilet.
Filled with stupid fat people, crappy political parties, norman lowell and just a lot of wannabe western and modern shops people ....anything really.
It sucks especially since i cant find any shop that stocks shoes in my size... big people where shoes too.

Malta sucks dick
The Hamallu and the Tal-Pepe are indigenous to Malta and Gozo

by Stalker the shadow of chernoby June 24, 2009

Maltby

the smallest of small towns, known for the "maltby cafe" which is really just a cafe thats over filled with families trying to get something other than the cheap crap they get at the biggest store (Albersons). the only 2 schools in it are the elementary school, Maltby Elementary, and Hidden River Middle School, you actually have to drive down to Monroe to get to the only high school in the district. Monroe High. Of course we have like 3 gas stations and we have subway and McDondolds. but to actually shop you have to go to woodenville, and the closest mall is in either Seattle or Lynnwood.

I used to live in this tiny town and would argue to my dad because he said its not really a town. but it is. Maltby is deffinately a town

by kayci lynn tanner May 4, 2011