John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage
by Mydadleft August 17, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Anonymous😂 (murphy head6) June 1, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!
by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019
Get the Johnmug. A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go
He is a very special man
He is a very special man
by Date a John October 24, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 
