johnatan

a bad way to spell Johnathan

Dave: *writes johnatan*
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"

by dovethebird December 2, 2020

Johnathan

Johnathan is the best boy ever he sweet, funny,cute,hot, the best boyfriend ive ever had. hes super kind he nice sweet

Johnathan is the best ever

i know right

by Anonomiss123456789 January 22, 2021

johnpeter

A guy of odd existence, and is often clueless. However don’t be tricked by his idiocy, for sometimes his words can help.

Hey, do you see that idiot?
Yeah thats johnpeter

by ARealAnonymousPerson January 25, 2021

Johnsteroony1534

Johnsteroony1534 is a tiktoker with his best friend thequeen55556. Another tiktoker. Johnsteroony loves sharks lol.

Person 1: “who is this tiktoker I like him!”
Person 2: “Johnsteroony1534”

by SnoopyShadow December 23, 2020

johnerri

The definition of johnerri is different she/he always has a nice spirit but she wont show it alwayss

hey johnerri how are u today!!

by Johnerri December 31, 2020

Johntavian

A fine guy with who likes girls with who's names start with the letter k

Johntavian likes kaylee

by Johnwick2800 January 7, 2021

johntavian

A fine guy that likes girls with names starting with k

Johntavian loves his girl kaylee

by Johnwick2800 January 7, 2021