Happenance

First said by Ryan Lawrence known for being a terrible fantasy baseball manager who values talents such as John Buck and Yovani Gallardo who are both terrible players. The word has no real meaning and is used whenever you want

Ryan mispronouncing a word is not a happenance

If it happens more than once its not a happenance

Ryan: please suck my balls because I like men... happenance

by GayJorge March 25, 2013

what happend was

Said as either "Now see what happend was.." or "what had happen was..". A phrase used when someone is asked something that they do not know the answer, mostly used when their homework is not turned in.

Teacher: Ryan, where is you homework?
Ryan: Now see what happend was...

by Making People Die January 27, 2015

footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.

gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"

by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind

The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

shit can happen

A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off

-you will get shot if your not careful

shit can happen. shit being gun play.

if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen

by Fishyscrubz March 27, 2009

I hate it when that happens

The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.

Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.

by Matt G June 7, 2004

halfpenny

This is an acronym for an old phrase used by prostitutes - have a lovely fuck penny

Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny

by Stias December 28, 2005