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Granma's Kiss

The state of a (generally) female porn actresses asshole after the (generally) male actor has performed the Gape act on the said young lady, as seen in many an anal heavy porn film of which there are many (I am told).
Where the exhausted sphincter muscle fails to close and quivers just like old toothless grandma's mouth puckering up to give her (revolted by the gesture) grandchild a kiss.
Kid A: I was watching this one bitch on the internet last night.

Kid B: really, what acts was she engaging in that would provoke you to recount this tale to thou my friend?

Kid A: this dude whipped his dick out of her ass & boy did it gape man! reminded me of my Granma's kiss!

Kid B: Stroll on.
by Trifles August 24, 2009
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Amazon Grenade

When an illegally installed president tells a lie and tanks a company's stock price.
Donald Trump launched a lie-filled Amazon Grenade that caused the company to lose market share and stock value overnight.
by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018
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H.E. Grenade

H.E. Grenade stands for High Explosive Grenade.
Used in games like CS:GO.
*During War*
Person A: We are being outnumbered!
Person B: I'm throwing a H.E. Grenade!
Person A: Affirmative!
by RightPurpose January 12, 2019
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Semtex Grenade

Refers to the result of the process by which a grenade, or ugly friend of a girl you or another wants to hook up with, develops in into a full force semtex grenade,as made popular by the Modern Warfare video game series, after someone agrees to jump on the grenade.

The grenade, mistakenly emboldened by your making "small talk" with her so that your friend can run game on her dime piece friend, begins to think that she is in fact attractive as well. Now in full force, the semtex grenade begins pursuing you, desperately trying to hook up with you.
"Yo, did you hear Mike jumped on that grenade for Tim last night. She's a complete semtex grenade, been blowing up his phone all day."

"Dude, that sucks. I hope he's rocking Flak Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 14, 2011
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The Holy Hand Grenade

Peeing, Pooping, Cumming, Sneezing, Coughing, and Puking all at the same time.
Bro why is he running so fast? Hes about to do The Holy Hand Grenade
Charlie you look like shit? "Yeah, I just had to do The Holy Hand Grenade"
by LovelyBritz February 24, 2019
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Grenade Launcher

A woman who births ugly daughters.
Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Donald says to Matt.."Damn that Michelle is ugly!!"
Matt says..."So is all of Michelle's sisters. Michelle's mother is obviously a grenade launcher"
by C-DOGG72 August 29, 2010
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Brown Grenade

taking a exploding dump on your lovers chest!
I gave my girlfriend a brown grenade for her birthday.
by T.P. July 23, 2003
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