Fancy+Bitch

A Very Nicely Dressed Dog.

That Is One Fancy+Bitch You Have There!

by The Alien King September 3, 2016

functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009

fancy bastard

A fancy gay man, about to go on a fantastical and epic journey.

Godspeed you fancy bastard!

by Marathom June 2, 2011

Fancy Wanking

The act of masturbating or receiving a hand-job while holding one pinky out.

My girlfriend gave me a fancy wanking last night.

by Kaeryn Sinst February 14, 2012

Funchal

Capital city of Madeira, an epic island.

Person 1: Funchal is awesome!
Person 2: Great minds think alike!

by BritishRage.uk October 11, 2012

Funching

Fist punching someones anus

Brooke had a permanent limp from a full night of funching from the footy team.

All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.

by Buttman 2000 January 1, 2014

funcking

listening to bruno mars’ ‘uptown funk’ while having sex

“I was just Funcking my wife, I hope our baby is a mini Bruno Mars”

credit to @_keithkogayne_ on twitter

by lancesthighs February 24, 2018