Red Fern

Male version of a fire crotch.

That guy Brad is a RED FERN like Lindsay Lohan.

That dude is a RED FERN...but totally hot, unlike that other ginger.

by Cat Flaps March 8, 2009

Fernando

When one speads their buns over someones unexpected face while sleeping and comences to place anal hole on nose and fart.

dude cam got ben so bad with a fernando while he was sleeping over at Nicks birthday party. the fart was so loud luke heard it in nicks bedroom.

by cam'ron yo May 23, 2006

fernando

almost like a dirty sanchez but instead a person farts into a sock or cloth and asks another person if this rag smells like salsa..the result is devistating!

sock fart fernando aka the rag of doom

by primehive August 22, 2011

Fern

A fat bum who sits around all day playing nothing but video games who thinks he is god and compares himself to singing birds. Who thinks he is intelligent when all beg to differ. Who cries and whines constantly. Who throws himself into walls in front of everyone and says he couldn't walk anymore because his heart was ripped to shreds. Who thinks he'll have a life after high school, when his mom still buys his clothes. Who will never know what brand clothing is. Who will stay a virgin until he is well over 40. Who will be on his death bed wishing he could go back and play Halo with his teenage friends.

Whoa! Stop acting like a Fern!

Man, that kid is so fern.

Stop Ferning me!

by Leslieoh July 2, 2006

Fernie

The biggest hole(except Sparwood) in British Columbia

I can't wait to get the hell out of Fernie, B.C.

by Veya February 17, 2008

Fern

Fern: A very potent fart,a very squeeky release.

The origin of Fern came from the actual sound that erupts from the anus
i.e Ffrrnnn

That guy just did the smelliest fern I've ever smelt!

by MissBubble January 5, 2005

Fern

Fern is a woman also known as a "hag" who flaunts her gash infront of weaker men to lead them on. She also has strange sexual fantasies about feet. Because of her reputation Fern is used to describe someone who likes to munch on cock.

"Hey that girl looks like a real Fern"
"Yeah she was Ferning everyone last night"

by plohea February 16, 2010