Turd Milkshake Fallacy

A logical fallacy whereby someone points out that one thing is better than another when, in fact, both items in the comparison are horrible.

Person A: "I'd much rather hook up with Girl-X, she's better looking than Girl-Y."

Person B: "That's like saying you'd rather drink a turd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. While the turd milkshake may arguably be better, it's still a turd milkshake and it still sucks. My point is that you shouldn't sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your turd milkshake fallacy isn't helping your argument."

by ironchef8000 May 2, 2009

fall

The result of people attempting flight

guy1: you sure i wont fall?
gal1: Yeah, sure.
Guy1: *jumps off a cliff* *falls to a bloody death*
gal1: You failed to fly?
bloody pulp: yep. i fell.

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 17, 2006

Fallyn

a person who is normally funny in a dirty-minded way

god that was gross!! GOOD ONE! That sounds like just what Fallyn would say

by wiwiwiwiwiwiwiw June 14, 2009

FallBack Chick

a girl that a guy will always go back to after he is done with his current infatuation. she gets labeled the fallback chick cause she will most likely take him back every time. she may or may not be aware that she is his fallback. she may think she's his main girl while he does his dirt behind her back. or he keeps her around so when females find out he's a dog he will still always have that one chick to show him love.

Guy1: What's good with shorty?

Guy2: She was iight, i'm chill'n with her later but if she don't give it up i'm calling 'Tasha'.

Guy1: Damn, she been taking your ass back for a long ass minute.

Guy2: She my fallback chick dog, she'll always pick up that call for me.

by UrbanShortyRoc July 12, 2009

fallacious

1. A lie or misinformation.
2. Plural form of fallacy.

A fallacious argument.

by rudeanduncouth May 13, 2004

Fall

The time of year when marching season starts(although practice starts mid-summer). It consists of Parade(marching on the street), Field Show, Concert, and Jazz, at least in California. It's probably the most hectic season in a students first semester because it takes up so much time. It's all worth it though.

Pre-Season:
Guy 1: Fall is going to be really fun!
Guy 2: I know right?

The day after Fall:
Guy 1: It's over already?! It feels like we still have 4 more comps left!
Guy 2: Time flies.

by brian707 November 22, 2009

fallacious

Describes something that is commonly believed to be true, but is in fact false.

The arguement was based on fallacious reasoning.

by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004